beben-eleben:

Vietnamese Iced Coffee

(Source: foodffs)

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.


*synchronously being friends*

[ x ]

(Source: darlingbenny)

radionuclide:

pwnedepicfail:

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.


Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe)


What do you do for fun when you’re on a break? Nikolaj and I tried to do a dance number walking down the steps of the Court. - Peter Dinklage (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp)


thehappysorceress:

fydollapenisho:

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

dogs are fantastic. 

Dogs are the best.


elecktrum:

lokibubbles:

that’s my boy.

(Source: edmundpevensies)


mishasminions:

August 13, 1982